Oh HELLO.

So I've got some new craigslist listings for you all... well, not really...new...per se... more like... ok this is just the next set of listings I have saved. First we start off with a good ol' chunk of DEAR ABBY on the free listings...

Yes, this one is definitely outdated, but still... awkward... to say the least...

hurricane ike info (nueces)
Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-09-09, 8:05PM CDT

Hello Corpus Christi, well as you all know. hurricane ike will more likly hit us. are you prepared? well the City of Corpus Christi has called all employees to be on called.( which means that there will be shelters available in your area ) City will notify the employee first, then call for a voluntary evacation. So be prepare with ur belongings. Good Luck. --XXX

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What if I live 21 miles away?

JUST ASK IF YOU NEED HELP (Paris, TN)
Reply to: XXX
Date: 2008-08-01, 12:30AM EDT

We have all had hard times in our life when you need help (no money just help) call ---- or e-mail @ xxx@yahoo.com

based out of Paris, TN but will travel up to 20 miles thats all we can travel for now

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Just don't ask him for advice on spelling & grammar.

ADVICE
Reply to: XXX
Date: 2008-08-25, 5:28AM EDT

HELLO MY NAME IS JOSEPH
I am a 46 year old white male. The father of 2 boys that are almost grown up.
I am offering free annomonus advice. My 2 cents for free. They say you get what you pay for and I believe that is true. So you can consider this as a sounding board. I will say that I have no reson to tell you, what you want to hear.

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I'm looking to decorate my master's dungeon. What color palette do you suggest we use outside of the regular Black & Red routine? don't want to be stereotypical LOL :) :) :)

FREE HELP PICKING COLORS FOR PAINTING (BERKS COUNTY)
Reply to: XXX
Date: 2008-08-14, 7:49PM EDT

I HAVE BEEN PAINTING FOR 25 YEARS AND HAVE THE KNACK OF PICKING GREAT COLORS FOR PEOPLES HOMES INTERIOR AND EXTERIOR, CONTACT ME IF YOU NEED AN EXPEARENCED EYE FOR COLORS. e- mail me and I will send you examples. PAINTING U.S.A. XXX Robert

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Can you remove kids and husband from the house? KTHNXBAI

FREE HELP ON HOW TO FIX THINGS AROUND YOUR HOUSE
Reply to: XXX
Date: 2008-09-06, 3:18PM CDT

JUST EMAIL AND I'LL HELP YOU THROUGH AS MUCH AS I CAN, ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH HOMES

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And now for some non-themed items... enjoy!

This guy sounds like a catch, which is precisely why no one wants him.

Free Person (ireland)
Reply to: XXX
Date: 2008-09-03, 5:56PM IST

One free male,some good qualities. Model, athlete and relatively well read, non smoking social drinker. Vegan animal lover.twenty eight years old. In good health. Free to good owner who is willing to take me away from it all. For a portfolio and pictures email XXX

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For the latest in sawing a woman in half technologies...

MAGICIAN'S MAGAZINES (MERRIMACK, NH)
Reply to: XXX
Date: 2008-09-09, 2:59AM BST

MAGIC MAGAZINES (FREE) AVAILABLE FOR THOSE WITH A SINCERE INTEREST IN MAGIC, GOOD FOR TEENS OR ADULTS. (LINKING RING, MUM, MAGIC AND GENII ETC.) RESPOND WITH DESCRIPTION OF YOUR MAGICAL INTEREST.

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Find me a place that takes expired coupons STAT. I've got YEARS of free cat food coming to me...

FREE EXPIRED US coupons!!!! (Tx, USA)
Reply to: XXX
Date: 2008-08-12, 5:56PM CEST

I have 2 priority boxes FULL of coupons!! ALL I ask is that you send 2 priority stamps to cover the postage!! I know that there are families that can use these!! The last Squad I supplied came back home.

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Free money!

Cup of Change (Hog's Back)
Reply to: XXX
Date: 2008-09-07, 2:40PM EDT

1 half-full cup of change. Mostly pennies, dimes, and nickels. Might be worth upwards of $10. Pick up only. Sorry no photos.

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This guy is all talk. He never responded to my email threat of meeting behind the bleachers.

Free ass kicking (St Johns)
Reply to: XXX
Date: 2008-08-14, 2:08AM ADT

Call me and set a time and a date and its on.

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It's always awesome when people give away their failed inventions on craigslist...

free impossible rollerskate prototypes (downtown st.cloud)
Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-08-11, 6:19PM CDT

want really low rolling resistance? try these super rollerblades with 20" bicycle wheels and pneumatic tires.

Like falling down? they're really good for that too.
I built these things and they didn't work nearly as well as they did in my imagination.

maybe you'll have a use for them.
I'm also giving away a lot of other stuff.

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And for the random awesome thing of the week... GARBAGE PAIL KIDS CARDS!!!!

GARBAGE PALE KID CARDS (TUPELO MS)
Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-09-03, 12:05AM EDT

COLLECTION OF 250 GARBAGE PALE KID CARDS. PLEASE CALL BRANDON AT XXX