Friday, July 24, 2009

Holy Shit, it's been a LONG time...

Well, damn, I'm sorry folks. I didn't mean to neglect this blog like this, but I still come back and do it every now and then. If you want to know what's up, I've been working on some feature films, sooo not much time for free listing, unless I'm looking for production supplies.

Which has lead me to this goldmine of recent posts. Enjoy!!!

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So... it's a paperweight?

Free Dead Macbook Pro Battery (Downtown)
Date: 2009-07-19, 11:38AM CDT
Reply to: XXXX

This battery works, but dies within 15 minutes if the computer is not on the charger.

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Butt Platz

big fluffy club chair (mt bonnell)
Date: 2009-07-20, 11:46AM CDT
Reply to: XXXX

This club chair has 'good bones' as those in the industry say. The arms have spring-loaded shock absorbers built-in so sitting on the arms won't harm it or break it down. The cushions are down-filled and the base is loaded with springs.

It's a comfortable chair to sit in while reading and it accommodates all manner of sitting: sideways with your legs hanging over the side, upside-down with your legs over the back, sideways the other way, or regular. It's big enough for a couple of people to sit in it at the same time. You will doze off and have happy dreams in this big fluffy chair.

Drag it down to your favorite coffee shop for your private butt platz or put it out on your front porch in Hyde Park or Clarksville.

It's free and it's Big Trash week in our neighborhood so hurry.

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I really want to know what the SICK JOKE was... I'm leaving the reply up so someone can email them...

Re: ALL free MUST go Immediately (sw austin 78748)
Date: 2009-07-22, 3:08PM CDT
Reply to: sale-kdu9y-1283550817@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

It is a SICK joke by someone.

It has been reported to Austin Police department to investigate. It is harassment.

Craigslist has this person's email address in the database record, so there is a trace to identify this person. Everyone who drove by can later join to sue this person for your time wasted by this sick joke.

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IE, I drunk parked my car on my neighbor's lawn gnome.

1999 Mustang tire and bent rim (Kyle)
Date: 2009-07-21, 3:43PM CDT
Reply to: XXXX

It is what it is. Rim was bent by hitting a curb.

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Way to take ALL the fun out of free sales...

YARD FREE (LEANDER)
Date: 2009-07-18, 4:59PM CDT
Reply to: XXXX

YARD FREE SALE EVERYTHING ON FRONT LAWN IS FREE FOR THE TAKING JUST NO RIPPING THINGS APART AND THROWING THEM ALL OVER PLEASE COME OVER ASAP.

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BAKE RITE 4 U


FREE BAKE RITE (AUSTIN)
Reply to: XXXXX
Date: 2009-07-14, 10:47AM CDT


HELLO I HAVE 10 FREE BAKE RITE FOR YOU, A LIVE IN SOUT AUSTIN

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These songs certainly are "jems"...

Songs to warm the heart (Austin)
Reply to: XXXXX
Date: 2009-07-13, 4:04PM CDT


I came back to work from vacation to find these two lovely CDs sitting in our kitchen just waiting for a new home. The post-it note that sits atop these two jems reads "Free CDs".

I have no idea where they came from, but someone in our office has grown tired of Michael Crawford's rendition on "Only You" ( http://www.amazon.com/gp/recsradio/radio/B000002ISV/ref=pd_krex_dp_001_001?ie=UTF8&track=011&disc=001 )enough to give them up for adoption to a loving home. I'm sure that there is someone out there that has been looking for both of these music masterpieces and I want to make their dreams come true by offering them up on CL for free!

Just think, tonight you can be sitting in a bubble bath listening to "Other Pleasures/The First Man You Remember"
http://www.amazon.com/gp/recsradio/radio/B000002ISV/ref=pd_krex_dp_001_001?ie=UTF8&track=012&disc=001

Who doesn't remember the timeless classic "Any Dream Will Do"?
http://www.amazon.com/gp/recsradio/radio/B000002ISV/ref=pd_krex_dp_001_001?ie=UTF8&track=001&disc=001

Come and get 'em.

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This one needs no caption.

Free Colostomy Supplise (Georgetown)
Date: 2009-07-24, 9:13AM CDT
Reply to: XXXX

Several styles of pouches and skin barriers and related supplise.
Email with questions and a more detailed description.
Not a whole lot of stuff...just too much to through out.
Good Luck...!

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Big enough for my mother in law, or girl friend...

Ex-Large Dog Kennel Cage Good enoug for your Mother In Law Free (Round Rock)
Date: 2009-07-24, 7:32AM CDT
Reply to: XXXX

I have an Extra Large Dog Kennel Cage it's big enough for your Mother In Law or your Girle friend 1st come 1st serve Jhonny

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A fine butchering of the English language that's worthy of a... Juicy Juice.

Juice Boxs small about 3 to 5 oz (Decatur 30032)
Date: 2009-07-21, 1:40PM EDT
Reply to: XXXX

I get these juice boxs in my roommate meals and he can't drink them becouse of the sugar. I think there about 20 maybe 30 of them. Diffecne favor. whould be great for a kids lunch box or snack.

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Because your son's accomplishments mean nothing.

Free Trophies (St Charles)
Date: 2009-07-24, 10:19AM CDT
Reply to: XXXX

Time to let my son's sports trophies go. About 40 baseball, basketball, track & swimming golf trophies & plaques ready to be reused.

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Free prize to whoever figures out what this is...

0 petite size ladies black paint by christopher &banks brand (crest hill,il)
Date: 2009-07-24, 9:20AM CDT
Reply to: XXXX

buy it online ,just take it free

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It's like the beginning of a Lifetime mystery movie...

to whom ever accedently picked up a brown satchel (spring valley)
Date: 2009-07-18, 8:05PM PDT
Reply to: XXXX

On Pinegrove st. Saw 2 blonde women in a greyish silver car take a brown satchel out of a trailer that was in my driveway, that was not part of the things given away! Please it had papers of my fathers no good to anyone, if you could bring back, maybe I can find something to trade! The ad was already down and I was storing stuff in there to put back in garage! Please, have a heart! Thanks!

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I have been searching years for one of these by itself...


pt cruiser door for parts (galveston)
Date: 2009-07-21, 7:10PM CDT
Reply to:XXXX

Silver rear driver side door for a 2004 PT Cruiser. Big dent but glass, window regulator and motor, etc are still good. Free to take away, in Galveston.

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This one is not so much funny as just AWESOME. At least, if you're a filmmaker like me, it is...

KEM 35MM FLATBED EDITING TABLE (HOLLYWOOD)
Date: 2009-07-24, 6:02PM PDT
Reply to: XXXX

KEM FLATBED EDITING TABLE - LOCATED IN HOLLYWOOD AND AVAILABLE TO ANYONE WHO WANTS IT. METAL SCRAPPERS WELCOME. ABSOLUTELY NO DELIVERY - YOU MUST ARRANGE PICK UP.

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And our PICK OF THE DAY, this one coming straight from the Valley...

jess{quick&cheaphauling}scam-artists (duarte)
Date: 2009-07-24, 11:12AM PDT
Reply to: see below

half-ass job HELL SCAM THE OLD AND USE YOU TIL YOUR BROKE AINT NOTHING BUT A JOKE JESS AND SHERI ARE THE VALLEYS BIGGEST SIDE SHOW CLOWNS