Friday, February 29, 2008

Do you have horrible dandruff?

Hospital beds surprisingly are available in the free section often, as are bedpans, adult diapers, diaper pails, scrubs, free samples of diet pills, and exercise equipment. But even among the medical and hygiene products listed, there's still a few that makes me shake my head...

This guy found some toothpaste:

A tube of natural toothpaste
Reply to: XXXXXX@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-26, 9:56PM PST

It's a tube of Tom's of Maine toothpaste, natural antiplaque tartar control plus whitening toothpaste.

The toothpaste itself is white. So is the tube, mostly, but there's a bit of purple on there too. The toothpaste is fennel flavored. Fennel is that almost crazy flower lookin, sort of licorice-y tasting plant you might have in your garden. The toothpaste tastes OK, but it dries my mouth out too much for me.

I used a little bit of the toothpaste.

So, yeah.

You can keep your teeth clean and save yourself a few bucks. (Seriously, I think it sells for around five bucks at New Seasons.)

No, sorry, I don't have a pic.

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Only respond if your nickname is The Blizzard...

Dandruff Cream
Reply to: XXXXXXXX@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-15, 3:18AM PST

Does anyone have horrible dandruff? I have some expensive cream that works well on this. Only four bottles so I would prefer to save it for four different people with BAD dandruff. Thank you

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Um. Why. Do. You. Have. This...Oh nevermind, I don't really want to know.

Bag of 5 disposable mesh underwear XLG - 40"-50" - Hospital
Reply to: XXXXXXXXXX@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-28, 6:39AM EST

Unopenned; Medline brand; latex-free; 12% spandex

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This person should get with Toothpaste Guy and offer a special deal...

FREE USED TOOTH BRUSH*******************
Reply to: XXXXX@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-27, 10:57AM EST

4 year older and a little brown but its FREE so hurray to murray

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Advice Guy strikes again! And he can't spell this time...

Free!! High Blood Pressure Advise (Midtown East)
Reply to: XXXXX@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-28, 11:37AM EST

sorry, I can't keep this to myself --I just discovered a miracle from blending 1 banana, 1 cup pineaple, half cup orange juice and two garlic cloves -- when my BP is real high, after drinking this stuff it goes back to normal in the shortest time --another miracle, you don't taste the garlic and it also does not smell from your mouth.

I am not telling you to stop taking your BP medication -- this is for people like me who either don't afford medication or still want to do the right thing to help the medication. !!

Best wishes!

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Best wishes indeed. There will be more medical and hygiene related posts in the future. For now, I leave you with the Awesome Find of the Day:

Start your own Chinese New Year Parade!

papier mache chinese dragon
Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-02-26, 4:22PM PST

FREE! Chinese Dragon!
Large, colorful, papier mache dragon with painted cloth body long enough to accommodate 8-10 kids. Ideal for parades, school assemblies, festivals, cultural events. Pick up in Long Beach. Contact – XXXXX



If I lived in Long Beach, this would be in my house right now and I would be in it.

Ciao!

1 comment:

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