There are massive amounts of animal-related listings in the free section. Puppies, kittens, fish, even some birds and reptiles are always "free to a good home", but there's still those few listings that just make you look at the screen like there's something wrong with your computer...
Anyone who's seen My Girl would probably stay away from this offer...
Bee hive
Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-02-26, 3:26PM PST
I have a swarm of bees that have taken up residence in my backyard.They have been there for the better part of a year and the hive has split twice. They are not the killer bees and I hate to kill them since there is a shortage of honey bees. If someone is a bee keeper and wants them please come and get them. They are in a wooden frame under a plant.
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Jesus Christ...hello CAPS. Also, if this horse is so amazing, why aren't you selling her?
ARABIAN MARE KHEMOSABI DAUGHTER!!!!
Reply to: XXX
Date: 2008-01-16, 7:25PM MST
I NEED TO FIND A HOME FOR MY ARABIAN MARE. I HAVE HAD HER FOR 15 YEARS AND I NO LONGER HAVE TIME FOR HER. SHE IS A KHEMOSABI DAUGHTER AND HAS DONE IT ALL! MANY SHOW RECORDS, HALTER, WESTERN, DRESSAGE , ENGLISH. SHE WILL BE 27 YEARS OLD IN MAY AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN HEALTHY. SHE IS REGISTERED, FREEZE BRANDED AND A REGISTERED SHOW HORSE! I ONLY WANT THE BEST HOME POSSIBLE FOR HER. IF IT IS IN THE PRESCOTT, AREA, THAT IS EVEN BETTER. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE BE A GOOD HOME IF YOU ARE RESPONDING TO THIS AD. KHALIFORNIA HAS HAS ONE FOAL AND WOULD MAKE A WONDERFUL BROOD MARE. HER BLOODLINES ARE IMPECCABLE AND SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE KHEMOSABI! PLEASE CALL: XXXXX BOTH NUMBERS ARE LOCAL CELL #
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This will make some little girl very happy...
Ride My Horses For Free
Reply to: XXX
Date: 2008-02-27, 11:28AM PST
I live in Hidden Hills and have 10 horses.If someone is intersted in riding, maybe you use to have horse and miss them! Right now I'm just to busy with business to ride them all. Must be experienced with horses. Please call...
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Anyone want a MONKEY?
cute capuchin monkey for adoption
Reply to: XXX
Date: 2008-02-07, 8:20AM ChST
Current vaccinations, Veterinarian examination, Health certificate, Health guarantee,Linda is a darling little Black & White baby capuchin monkey. Both of his parents have great personalities and he is being well socialized. He comes with cage
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I've never seen the word "decided" butchered like this before.... also, I'd like to know the story of this post...
FREE BOXER....WE HAVE DESEDIED TO KEEP HIM
Reply to: XXX
Date: 2008-02-14, 7:12PM CST
THANKS TO ALL WHO CALLED AND EMAILED BUT WE HAVE DESIDED TO KEEP HIM HE IS A GREAT DOG SO THANKS TO U ALL
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Ted Nugent just had an orgasm...
FREE PREDATOR HUNTING
Reply to: XXX
Date: 2008-02-02, 12:29PM CST
I live way out in the country with no neighbors, and we raise free range chickens.
It seems coyotes have been helping themselves to chicken dinners!
I need someone to come snipe them for me.
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Does he remove roommates too?
Free Feral Hog Removal !!!!!
Reply to: XXX
Date: 2008-02-21, 7:30AM EST
Do you have any unwanted, wild and dangerous feral pigs plaguing you or someone you know. I am an avid hunter that has hunted feral pigs out of state and would love a chance to hunt a Michigan feral pig. I hit what I aim for. I have hunted whitetail mainly for over 20 years. Hunting is a passion of mine and I would love to help you out if needed. If you have a serious problem with feral pigs I can also enlist the help of a few good men that I trust to be accurate and trust worthy. (Gun or Bow unfortunately this would include the harm of some pigs) Sorry!
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This just sounds fun!
Free Moles
Reply to: XXX
Date: 2008-01-15, 5:19PM CST
Free moles! They are in my front yard. You have to catch them. Come and get them!
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The neighbor's name is Dale...
FREE ------- [[ MY NEIGHBOR'S GOAT ]]
Reply to: XXX
Date: 2008-02-04, 5:26PM CST
COME AND GET IT ----- I AM SICK OF CHASING THE THING OUT OF MY GARDEN AND SHEWING IT OUT OF MY GARAGE --- IT HAS EATEN ALL OF MY TIN CANS AND ALL OF MY DOG'S FOOD TOO !!!!! -------- I THINK IT'S NAME IS BILLY ------BUT I KNOW FOR SURE MY NEIGHBOR'S NAME IS DALE----AND MY NAME IS CHRIS ----- THIS WHOLE DEAL ---- GETS MY GOAT---- YA KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ----- NOW I AM TIRED OF IT AND BILLY IS GONNA GET LOST.... A ONE WAY TICKET TO THE BIG PASTURE IN THE SKY !!!! SO IF YOU ARE AN ANIMAL LOVER AND WANNA SAVE BILLY ----YOU BETTER HURRY !!!! BRING YOUR OWN TRUCK TO HAUL HIM AWAY --- DALE TOOK HIS KEYS OUT OF HIS--- AND MINE IS OUT OF GAS ... COME WHEN THE WIND IS FROM THE SOUTH AND IT IS EASIER TO SNEEK UP ON BILLY !!!!1 GOOD LUCK
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Can we come and shoot things on your property? We promise not to leave a carcass behind...
Can We Test Your Land?
Reply to: XXX
Date: 2008-02-24, 9:36PM MST
We would like to find a place that allows us to hunt/shoot/or fish for FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Two soldiers stationed at Ft. Sill in need of outdoor recreation. We are to poor to buy our own land thanx to uncle sam. Need someone charitable enough to let us use their's. We will clean up any mess we make and also clean up minor garbage along the way. This is a serious posting. We love the outdoors and will honor the owners terms and conditions. thank you for looking. God Bless!!!!
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PETA would be proud...
4 Free Roosters - 4H, Pets, NOT FOR EATING
Reply to: XXX
Date: 2008-02-22, 9:26AM PST
We have four roosters that need homes, they all get along just fine so take one, take them all - they are pretty, hand raised from a day old
Didnt know they were boys when we bought them -
They are the larger bantam breed -
We do not want them to go to a home where they are going to become food - we would love it if someone could take them off of the mountain, to the valley area out of th esnow, and they could run, eat bugs, follow you around or whatever
Only serious inquiries please
all emails will be answered
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I've always wanted a llama.
free llama s. salem you haul
Reply to: XXX
Date: 2008-02-26, 9:50PM PST
free llama to go to a good home. You haul, I'll help load. chocolate brown intact female, about 3years old. phone XXX thanks
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Were they Lisafrank stickers? I love those...
Seahorses are a fraud
Reply to: XXX
Date: 2008-01-19, 5:38PM EST
The seahorses are not real. They were stickers of a seahorse and a tank. Don't believe all ads posted.
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Wow, I would have never guessed that this would be a hoax...
Koala Bear
Reply to: XXX
Date: 2008-02-25, 8:54AM EST
We called on this ad, the guy who answered said that he had no idea what we were talking about and that somebody is pulling a prank. It isn't real.
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Oh there will be more...
Ciao!
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